Grumpy Green Middle Finger Christmas Light
Grumpy Green Middle Finger Christmas Light
Two middle fingers light up as warm candle flames
The gag gift the whole party films and shares
Hangs on any wall, door or mantel — up in seconds
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Grumpy Green Middle Finger Christmas Light
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
We pack every order in 1–3 business days. Delivery takes 5–12 business days after that. Shipping is free and you get a tracking number by email. Order early so he is on the wall in time. 🎄
90-Day Money-Back Guarantee
90-Day Money-Back Guarantee
You have 90 days from the day it arrives to send it back for a full refund. Questions? Email info@luminouswand.com.
THE GUEST EVERYONE REMEMBERS
He Flips Off Everyone Who Walks In
Hang him by the door and switch him on. The two candle flames flicker to life on his raised middle fingers and the grumpiest grin on the block greets every guest.
Grandma gasps, the group photo happens, and your friends all ask where you got him. He's the decoration people film and send to everyone they know.
Hung him over the fireplace before the family came over. My mom walked in, saw the fingers glowing and screamed laughing. Best decoration we own now.
Thought it would be a cheap plastic thing. It feels solid, the paint is sharp and the candle flames look real in the dark. Lives by our front door now.
The glowing fingers in a dark hallway are even better than the photos. Everyone who visits stops and takes a picture.
Got the big one for the living room wall. Total conversation starter at our Christmas party. Worth every penny for the reactions.
The Grump vs
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The Grump
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Regular Decoration
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| Light-up candle fingers | ||
| Makes everyone laugh | ||
| Glows in the dark | ||
| Reusable all season long | ||
| 90-day money-back guarantee |
What Everyone Is Posting
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2d
Hung him by the front door and every single guest did a double take 😂 the glowing fingers got everyone 🎄
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LikeCommentShareHaha it's cheeky but my kids think the candles are hilarious. There's an on/off switch
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5d
Showed this to my brother and he ordered one on the spot 😂 best gag gift this year ❤️
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LikeCommentShareHow big is the classic one?
5d Like ReplyAbout 8 inches. I got the big 12 inch one for the wall and it's perfect
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Questions Before You Order
The two middle fingers have warm LED candle flames inside. Add batteries, flip the switch on the back and they glow.
Yes, it runs on batteries (not included), so pick some up before the party.
There's a keyhole on the back so it hangs on a nail or hook on any wall, door or mantel.
Classic is about 8 in (20 cm) tall; The Big One is about 12 in (30 cm) for a bigger statement.
We pack every order in 1 to 3 business days. Delivery takes 5 to 12 business days after that, with free tracked shipping. Order early.
It's made for indoor walls, entryways and mantels.
You have 90 days from the day it arrives to send it back for a full refund.
Delivery & Returns
Orders are processed within 1-3 business days
Orders under $100 are only $25 $60
To find out more, see our "Return Policy"
Tara Collins
Is it rude for kids? lol